Originally Posted by orlok
Embarrassed, I reluctantly visited the doctor when I couldn't budge the large carrot jammed tightly up my bum.
"Oh dear," he smirked. "Been exploring our latent desires, have we?"
"No," I said. "Today was my first day as a door to door vegetable salesman in Glasgow."
Did you mean to post this in the 'What are you doing right now' thread?