TOP COUNTRY SONG TITLES
1. If the phone don't ring, you'll know it's me.
2. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
3. I liked you better before I got to know you so well.
4. I still miss you baby, but my aim's gettin' better.
5. I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, 'cause I'm afraid she'd win.
6. I'm so miserable without you it's like having you here.
7. If I had shot you when I wanted to I'd be out of prison by now.
8. My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure do miss him.
9. Her teeth was stained by her heart was pure.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. (Garrison Keillor)