Thank you for the contest and a Happy 10th Birthday, MobileRead!
I saw the announcement, but didn't enter as Chance has it in for me. In any random draw, I'll lose - even if I'm the only entrant.
The unversive is a harsh, harsh mistress and I'm her whipping boy...
However, if the contest were about skill, say maybe burping the alphabet, I'm all in!
[5thWiggle rushs to the nearest store to buy Diet Coke and Mentos, eager to practice his "Art"]