C: I wonder if you might have a copy of 'Rarnaby Budge'?
P: No, as I say, we're right out of Edmund Wells!
C: No, not Edmund Wells - Charles Dikkens.
P: (pause - eagerly) Charles Dickens??
P: (excitedly) You mean 'Barnaby Rudge'!
C: No, 'Rarnaby Budge' by Charles Dikkens. That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.
Ummm...is it Barnaby Rudge?