Originally Posted by ProfCrash
I thought we came from apes?
Scene during a distant prehistoric breakfast:
Ape #1: Hey, there are leaves floating in our water! They've turned the water brown!
Ape #2: I know! It was so hot yesterday, the water got hot and dissolved the leaves!
Ape #3: I'm thirsty! Is it safe to drink?
The circle of apes look at one another ...
All together: Hey look! ProfCrashApe is drinking it!
And this is how tea was discovered!