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Old 10-12-2012, 01:46 AM   #1368
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It's likely that phoenixes find charcoal tasty because they eventually become charcoal. But I'll pass on eating charcoal, I'll take chicken instead. However, a phoenix can save us money when it comes to cooking chickens, we can just put the chicken in the phoenix's talons and in an instant we'll have perfectly roasted chicken.
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Or one angry chicken!
The chicken wouldn't have enough time to get angry. At the heat level generate by a phoenix, it should take less than a second to cook a chicken.

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or the talons could latch onto a Samurai Kitten instead...just sayin
I have just the thing to deal with talons.

*Solitaire1 cleans and sharpens his sword.*

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Yeah - it's hard to see clearly through all those flames ..
I can see clearly that I'm not in the clutches of a phoenix.

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One angry dead and roasted chicken. Sans head, feathers, and talons.
But if the chicken's dead, how can he be angry? Regardless, we can enjoy a good meal.
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