Originally Posted by Apache
My wife is 100% Italian. All of her grandparents were born in Italy. If the boat had been slower her father would not have been born here either.
My Rome-mate is 100% Italian, too (though, strangely, she's also 100% Flemish -- apparently, she has rather strong genes). Everything is fine until you say something personal which could be construed in two ways and her body is quietly taken over by Joe Pesci.