Originally Posted by Solitaire1
I took very good care of the win when I had it. I put it in an elegant crystal case so that I could easily see it at all times. The crystal made it look so lovely, it glowed like a rainbow.
Now that the win is mine once again, I'll put it in a strong aluminum wallet to better protect it.
Originally Posted by Javed
Laser cuts through the aluminum!
*Solitaire1 calls Dr. Evil.*
"Dr. Evil? Hi. Could I borrow one of your laser beam equipped sharks? Thanks.*
*Solitaire1 hangs up phone. When the shark arrives, Solitaire1 puts his win inside the giant aquarium with the shark.*
The win is mine once again! Bwaaa-ha-ha!