A facetious guide to navigating the perils and pitfalls of a modern relationship, Pretending to Love will teach you how to attract the right sort of partner, trick them into liking you, manipulate their feelings to suit your own needs, and then dump them in an appropriate fashion when you get bored and/or hungry.
Full of useful information such as:
How to Get Your Own Way
Improving Your Partner Through the Power of Nagging
Meeting Your Partner’s Hot Friends
Why Honesty is the Worst Policy
But don’t just take my word for it! Have a look at what other people have said about Pretending to Love:
“Very slightly amusing.”
“Good for reading on the toilet.”
“Not as terrible as I expected!”
High praise? Perhaps! Read Pretending to Love and decide for yourself!