Originally Posted by pdurrant
The poor win! You haven't been looking after it properly!
I shall take it into protective custody.
I have the win.
I took very good care of the win when I had it. I put it in an elegant crystal case so that I could easily see it at all times. The crystal made it look so lovely, it glowed like a rainbow.
Now that the win is mine once again, I'll put it in a strong aluminum wallet to better protect it.