Warning! Don't eat the penguin! Apparently my speculation of what penguins would taste like showed rather a lack of imagination. According to explorer Fredrick Cook, they taste like:
"a piece of beef, odiferous cod fish and a canvas-backed duck roasted together in a pot, with blood and cod-liver oil for sauce"
Seriously, don't eat the penguin!
Eat the chicken!
(unless you are suffering from scurvy)