Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
Wo ist mein Ticket? Ich bin verpackt und bereit zu gehen!
[any gross meanings in this translation are due entirely to Google translate and having taken German over 20 years ago in college]
"Ich bin verpackt" basically implies that you somehow got yourself in a packet/bundle/parcel... But yeah, I figure you're one of those trying to circumvent airline prices by having yourself shipped via fedex