Apparently, you and I haven't been watching the same nature documentaries. How does that Bloodhound Gang song go exactly?:
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(etc., etc., repeat until dead)
The song also makes lascivious reference to Siskel and Ebert. Something tells me you'd rather not read about that on a given day, either.