Originally Posted by jabberwock_11
Santa Claus is NOT Canadian!!! even a quick search on wikipedia will show just how insane that idea is...
"Under international law, no country currently owns the North Pole or the region of the Arctic Ocean surrounding it. The five surrounding Arctic countries, Russia, Canada, Norway, Denmark (via Greenland), and the United States (via Alaska), are limited to a 200-nautical-mile (370 km; 230 mi) exclusive economic zone around their coasts, and the area beyond that is administered by the International Seabed Authority."
Beavers are evil.
Someone is getting coal in their stocking...
Santa has had his very own postal code, H0H 0H0, since 1982, which also belongs to Canada. Technically this postal code indicates that Santa Claus lives somewhere in Montreal. Over the years, this postal code gained so much popularity that employee elves at Montreal’s Post Office started answering wish list letters with more than a million replies each year, in more than 25 different languages. This might be the reason for Canada claiming Santa’s citizenship. Another claim that has been made to back up the idea that Santa is Canadian is that Canada’s flag resembles Santa’s robe. Also, the famous NOARD (North American Aerospace Defense Command), which has 'tracked' Santa for more than 50 years, apparently has records which show that his flight originates from the Canadian portion of the Arctic region.
Santa moved south to Montreal years ago. The North Pole operation was turned into a warehouse and left in an International zone for tax purposes. Santa wanted to become Canadian coz we're so nice
BTW, Santa has recruited beavers to carve wooden toys. Much faster than elves. Don't worry, I'll put in a good word for singing cockroaches
you. I'm sure he'll forgive the "beavers are evil" remark.