Originally Posted by Solitaire1
I've never cared for stuffing. Chicken is delicious without the need for enhancement.
*Solitaire1 takes out an ad, announcing the desire to hire The Pied Piper to deal with the recent massive (and tasty) infestation of chickens in the forest. Will pay in all the chickens you can take with you.*
I would like to apply for the position of Pied Piper. I'm sure I can get all the chickens out of the forest for you.