BAHAHAH probably not.
However the Kindle Valium
may be available soon!!!
Obviously this is a joke, please don't go searching for one...
EDIT: Sigh... I suppose I had better put some qualifiers on that before I get mailed to death
In its basic form, the Joymaker is a remote time-sharing terminal which uses radio communications instead of wire lines, and interacts with its user via voice rather than a keyboard and text output. It is small and light enough to be worn or carried, resembling in some cases a small sceptre. It can also dispense various medications, stimulants etc. from reservoirs within it.
there you go.