Heh. Robots do this stuff, Didn't you know?
Yeah these robots write code that sends those lazy devs tea and toast; beer and pizza; and money through the internet straight from our bank accounts.
They have pet spiders that spin the web every night, that's why the internet is so big, because robot spiders never get tired or moan about the hours.
I want a robot spider. And Tea.
Where's that jar of electrickery for my kettleiser!