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Old 09-10-2012, 11:16 PM   #13
geekmaster
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Originally Posted by Rich_H View Post
Looks like you're ready to party, twobob. For those still uncertain as to this concept of social life:

global myGender, myBankAccount

on meetPerson (gender, wealth)
if gender not myGender then
if checkWealth(wealth) > myBankAccount then
proposeMarriage
socialLife = 1
else
returnToKeyboard
drinkBeers (myBankAccount - checkWealth(wealth))
socialLife = 0
end if
haveBeersAnyway
end


(In case you're wondering, it's Lingo, the old Macromedia Director scripting language. Wonderful for writing code to direct your life.)
void main(void) { while (true) drinkbeer(); }

What's gender or bank account got to do with it? Drink your buddy's beer.


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