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Old 09-06-2012, 09:28 AM   #31
5thWiggle
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There's many books I wouldn't read with no financial compensation, but very, very few that you couldn't pay me enough money to read.

Cuz...

[5thWiggles cues music and sings]

: :

I'm a book gigolo and everywhere I go,
People know the book I'm readin'.
Pay enough I'll chance, I'll even read romance,
My eyes! what they're seein'!
If you got enough to pay, I'll read Fifty Shades of Grey,
What does that say about me?
When the end comes I know, I was a book gigolo
Costs a lot for Snooki...

I'm a book gigolo and everywhere I go,
People know the book I'm readin'.
Pay enough I'll chance, I'll even read romance,
My eyes! what they're seein'?
If you got enough to pay, I'll read Fifty Shades of Grey,
What does that say about me?
When the end comes I know, I was a book gigolo
Costs a lot for Snooki...

[5thWiggle dances (badly) out of the thread, still singing:

'Coz I... am just a word 'ho and
there's nobody I won't read,
there's Nobody I won't read.
I just want the money,
want the money,
want the money.
Won't some sweet authour come and take a chance with me?
Cause I ain't so bad...

]
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