Originally Posted by elemenoP
Ulysses by James Joyce, Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon. I mean, I guess if you offered me enough money, I would read all the words in the order in which they are written, but if I had to say what the book meant or even what happened in order to get the money, I probably would not get paid.
It's not that hard to describe a book, check Woody Allen:
"I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."