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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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A man goes into a bar with a cat & a mouse and offers to give a show for free drinks. The bartender agrees and the man sits the cat at the piano ans the mouse on top of it. The cat plays and the mouse sings.
The bartender asks why he doesn't make a lot of money with the act. "I can't," he said. "It's a fraud."
"But I can see it and hear it." the bartender refutes.
"Naw." said the man. "That mouse can't sing. The cat's a ventriloquist."
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