Originally Posted by daffy4u
Okay, I found one.
In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe nonlinear waterfowl issue." Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, " What exactly is that?"
The programmer replied, "They don't have their ducks in a row."
See I knew you could do it, Jay Leno here you come!!!