Did I mention the haircut? When I retire, I plan to get a haircut. I had planed to retire a couple of years ago, but the slashing of overtime where I work combined with my dumb decision to co-sign a loan for someone who only made a handful of payments and stuck me with the balance changed all that. So naturally I began letting my hair grow in protest. Now when I retire, it's either cut my hair or join a rock band.
Is it too late to become a theoretical physicist?