Originally Posted by 5thWiggle
Considering there were two previous Friday the 13ths this year where you were not
59-1/2, I think this is just coincidence.
However, if a rip in the Space-time continuum sudenly develops and drops "Present Day You" back in time to January 13th 2012 and April 13th 2012 while simultaneously leaving you in your present space-time coordinates, then the Universe is
out to get you and you are indeed a marked man. Fear your 60th Birthday!
But... but... then they wouldn't be simultaneous!