Originally Posted by ScalyFreak
A red fem-bot in golden cowboy boots, astride a horse that Zorro is going to storm in and demand back any moment now, and a plastic shower curtain draped over the horse behind the saddle. Yeah, that's a great idea for selling a romance novel.
(Beautiful, gorgeous, well trained, magnificent horse, want one!
Personally the thought that hits me is
(Beautiful, gorgeous, well trained, magnificent woman, want one!)
Hey, you folks do realize that is the authoress riding that horse, don't you?