Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
you may be right about that...
however let us not forget, in some exceptional cases, WMD can also be used for the powers of Good. for example, against the SHUMS.
my theory is that the most effective way of eradicating the SHUMS would be to turn their own weapons against them (because i really can't imagine anything more devastating than that). to that end i've made a sample recording (using the pathetically inadequate dictaphone function of my mp3 player, which is not an ipod, by holding it up to the window). i feel confident that if i only had a better recorder, the result could easily be weaponized. the sample is pretty close with no further treatment at all. in fact the chinese may already have managed it, so we'd better hurry, because you know if they have it, we better have it as well.
since you have a zune and can therefore develop away, i'm uploading my sample recording here (zipped, because mp3 is not a legal file-type for attachments, and once you've listened to this you'll understand why). best "appreciated" through headphones and with the volume on 11 to fully replicate the original in-house experience.
please take maximum precautions when manipulating the sample, as i cannot be held responsible for any mass destruction that may result.
NB : the sample is in mono, which is all my little dictaphone can manage, and this may be why it won't play in Media Player Classic (i don't actually know. i'm not a sound engineer, y'all). it will play in itunes however, lending further credence to the notion that itunes can be used for purposes of weaponisation, if you can just find a loophold in the licencing agreement.
Well that was awesome. I even played it backwards with some startling results. Perhaps my hearing is going bad but I swear I heard someone singing "Paul is Dead Goo Goo Ga Joob" later I think I heard the secret formula for Coca-Cola. I give it two thumbs up! Forward or backwards it is going to be a massive hit. It will probably win Eurovison 2009.