Originally Posted by frahse
It is interesting that you have chosen "rakes" as your weapon of choice.
Checking the word's historical uses in Wikipedia, indicates that you may have repressed subliminal desires that need attention. This could be contributing to your rages.
Do your writings typically involve the despoiling of tender young innocents?
You may be on to something. This is one of mine:
Not very rakish though - largely about my attempts to grow cherry tomatoes and chillies hydroponically - SPOILER - the cherry tomato plant turned out to be a normal tomato plant. There's a hot tomato joke in there somewhere though.