As you can see in post 4, Emrexcem posted some code. I finally got around to testing it, and I am blown away. Turns out it fundamentally remakes the kindle into a non-ad version, allowing us to be able to use YiFanLu's custom screensaver mod - http://yifan.lu/p/custom-screensaver/
I've updated the toggle to v2, and I think this is the final version. There is really nothing more to be done.
Delete ads using the code from post 4, install the screensaver hack, and be happy.
Note - this DOES remove the banner spot at the bottom of the screen, so if you want to keep it use the legacy versions.
This post is on my site: http://ebookjuggler.com/kindle/remov...-kindle-touch/