Originally Posted by knc1
O.P. first complains his machine will not talk to him. Now complains that it says too much. What will make him happy?
He just needs to activate the kindle's voice recognition, and shout "Kindle, heal thyself!", while seated in a lotus position with his kindle cradled lovingly in his lap (although I hear that the results obtained by this method depend on the phase of the moon and the alignment of the planets).