I also have Page Turner, 'Clearly you couldn't put that book down! You read for two hours straight!', and Sleeping In, 'We know you didn't hit the snooze button! You read 5 times between 9am and 12pm'.
'This short watch that is about to come, or rather these two short watches--why are they called dog watches? Where, heu, heu, is the canine connection?'
'Why,' said Stephen, 'it is because they are curtailed, of course.' ---Patrick O'Brian, 'Post Captain'