Originally Posted by xg4bx
Help! A Bear is Eating Me by Mykle Hanson. the title is what its about, no misrepresentation there.
"Trapped in a remote Alaskan forest, pinned under his own SUV, gnawed upon by nature's finest predators, Marv Pushkin -- Corporate Warrior, Positive Thinker, Esquire subscriber -- waits impatiently for an ambulance and explains in detail the many reasons why this unfolding tragedy is everyone's fault but his own."