In case anyone wants this edited update.golden.zip you can get it here: link
(the URL goes through adfly, 5 seconds of your time helps me work more on the eDGe and pays for server costs, if you really feel as though I shouldn't get money for this PM me and I'll send a direct link, otherwise, just click skip ad).
I just quickly edited it, if someone wants one with even less checks I can do that as well(I've been working on trying to get one that vicinc can use on his /truly/ messed up PE to no avail
I'm thinking of writing up my own from scratch just to make sure we remove ALL of the checks...
EDIT: this is the PE golden update I think(if there's a difference) if someone wants I can try to do an EE one as well...
EDIT 2: Here is the link for the EE one: link