If you will simply accompany me down this dimly lit alleyway, that nice man with a lead pipe will gladly pay the money that I owe you.
PS The sad thing is that is some dark corners of the internet, the poster truly is that offensive. So if I impugn your high moral standing by equating you with other, less evolved typing mammals, I apologise. Luckily, the members here seem to be a higher breed of typing mammal, so we can generally surmise that a poster is attempting wit, not vitriolic rhetoric.
PPS As an anthropoid cephalopod with chiropteric wings, I suppose that I have a spine. Have never seen it, so cannot say with any certainty yes or no. A spine is that crunchy surprise inside humans, right?