Originally Posted by Cthulhu
...As for emotificators...
Must I follow you about continually, correcting your grammar, wiping up the oil stains? The smiley faces are "emoticons". The act of emotifaction is defined as "assuming the author of a particular post cannot actually be as obnoxious as he or she appears, but is very likely lazy or has something against using emoticons, so I will read this post AS IF it contained whatever emoticons would render the post otherwise inoffensive to my delicate sensibilities".
Or words to that effect. (Deliberate reference to a previous post.)
P.S. You have a spine?!
P.P.S. I hold the copyright to the word "emotifaction", because I mozzled it. I also have the copyright to "mozzle". Pay up, sucker.