Extremely Convoluted And Confusing Names For Actions/Items
This thread was inspired in part by the SNL characters The Coneheads. Specifically, the way they would use extremely precise and detailed names for common actions/items, like the phrase "Consume Mass Quantities" for "Eating."
With that in mind, the goal of this thread is to come up with the most convoluted and confusing way of describing common items/actions followed by its (much) simpler name. The longer and more convoluted, the better.
To start off:
"granulated moisture absorbing material for the removal feline bodily waste materials"
Also known as: