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Old 02-11-2011, 10:53 AM   #1
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To all struggling with their Ph.D.



Caught in a bad project

Why why why oh why do I waste my time?
Why why why oh why? Hate this bad project

In my rotation, you said guaranteed, one year = first author, is all I would need
But you just lied, lied lied lied, but you just lied
You were defending one foot out the door
I got your project and its problems galore
I hate my life, life life life, I hate my life

You know that i want you
and you know that i need you
I got a bad, bad project
I want good data, a paper in cell, but i got a project straight from hell
I wanna graduate in less than 5 years, but there ain't no getting out of here
Oh oh oh caught in a bad project
Why why why oh why do I waste my time?
Why why why oh why? Got a bad project

Your tubes aren't labeled, your lab book's a mess, and all this gives me such incredible stress.
What is that smell?
Cells cells cells just lost brain cells.
I got your psycho, your crazy ass mice, can't read your protocol, it's written in Thai!
What's in this box? What what what what's in this box?

You know that i want you
and you know that i need you
I got a bad, bad project
I want good data, a paper in cell, but i got a project straight from hell
I wanna graduate in less than 5 years, but there ain't no getting out of here
Oh oh oh caught in a bad project
Why why why oh why do I waste my time?
Why why why oh why? Got a bad project

Why why why oh why did choose this life?
Why why why oh why? hate this bad project

Blot blot western baby, figure 1 will be amazing
Blot blot western baby, transfer - this exposure's hazy
Blot blot western baby, got no bands this shit is crazy
Blot blot western baby, work it blot that bitch crazy

I want a job and I wanna be free
I want a job but I ain't got no degree

But I got no degree, I don't wanna be poor
Got your bad project, got your bad project!

Committee's angry and my PI is bored
She don't want to fund me anymore
I wanna give up and I want outa here
Gonna find an alternate career

Got your bad project
Why why why oh why?
Want my mice to die and i want to cry
Hate this bad project.


Inscription on the box:
骗人=lying
实验不给力= ungeliable experiment
没前途= no future
老娘要毕业=oh my old lady, I wanna graduate

text taken from:
http://glainatz.blogspot.com/

Inscription written from borgmanne on:
http://atomic811.com/2011/01/27/zhen...y-gaga-parody/

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