Erm. The top of my desk contains:
3 diet dr pepper bottles (2 are empty), 1/4 bag of caramel corn (damn stuff is addictive), a desk calendar (still on November), speakers, 2 monitors, a lot of TRASH (Is it trash??) a Trackball (Hey there's a candidate...), a booklight, a disc drive, a jar to hold pens and bookmarks, a box of crackers, a canister of cajun seasoning (don't ask...), Textbooks (woohooo, found another one!), bottle caps, a christmas ornament, pictures of the kids, autographed books, 4 bottles of nail polish, a camera, a printer, and a cpu.