Originally Posted by Sweetpea
Don't want PHP. Not even sure how I could get it to work as I've never used it. I simply want to translate it to C# (I know I can read it).
Well, that will probably be a total rewrite. Not only will you need to deal with all the semantic differences between the languages, but you will need either to implement something equivalent to the smarty template processor or to hand-code all of that as well. You probably would be better off starting from the python, because it doesn't use templates.
PHP works well under IIS. See http://php.net/manual/en/install.windows.php