Slightly off-topic, but I must share this one. It's a review on the Penguin version of the Count of Monte Cristo. A 1-star review at that:
http://www.amazon.com/review/RK6OQ9T...tag=&linkCode=
Quote:
I was looking for a good read, so I asked my friend what a good piece of literature was, and he recommended this book.
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I saw this, and was kind of shocked at this book's length. But then again, it had the word 'Count' in it, so it had to be about vampires, hopefully a very long vampire romance with hawt scenes in it. I was wrong.
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And Monte Cristo isn't even a vampire.
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You should read the entire review, but be sure you secure yourself upon your seat, or you'll fall off!