Thread: Silliness Wanted: New Karma Fortunes
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Old 10-05-2010, 12:45 AM   #72
Elfwreck
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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc View Post
Quick - someone throw a glass of cold water on Elfwreck - on the verge of flaming out with creative overload!
[don't smear the karma fortunes - we want those]
(Should see me writing fanfic plot suggestions.) At this point, I'm semi-cheating; wading through old sigfile collections looking for adaptable quote-bits. (Real cheating is grabbing from Skippy's List, the Things Mr Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In an RPG, or the 50 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts.)

X can type umop apsidn.
X gives them a boot to the head.
X is right 90% of the time (so who cares about the other 3%)
X can hide dinosaurs in a thimble.
X can spontaneously combust.

X won an award for tribble farming.
X dances with shuggoths.
X grins like a chesire cat.
X is a Druid who practices trascendental vegetation
X's typos become new emoticons.

X can name He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
X disobeys She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed.
X is a master of steganography.
X doesn't believe in agnosticism.
X cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet.

X only reads ebooks on days that end in "Y."
X can mix metaphors until the cows come to roost.
X is waiting at a phone both at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
X is better than ninjas *and* pirates.
X likes to snatch kisses (and hopes that's the right order)

X can rewire a warp drive to run on Folger's crystals
X publishes tourist maps of R'lyeh.
X secretly replaced their coffee with Dilithium Crystals.
X can turn people into newts. (But they get better.)
X made the blue one next to the fish.
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