Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
Quick - someone throw a glass of cold water on Elfwreck - on the verge of flaming out with creative overload!
[don't smear the karma fortunes - we want those]
(Should see me writing fanfic plot suggestions.) At this point, I'm semi-cheating; wading through old sigfile collections looking for adaptable quote-bits. (Real cheating is grabbing from Skippy's List
, the Things Mr Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In an RPG
, or the 50 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
X can type umop apsidn.
X gives them a boot to the head.
X is right 90% of the time (so who cares about the other 3%)
X can hide dinosaurs in a thimble.
X can spontaneously combust.
X won an award for tribble farming.
X dances with shuggoths.
X grins like a chesire cat.
X is a Druid who practices trascendental vegetation
X's typos become new emoticons.
X can name He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
X disobeys She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed.
X is a master of steganography.
X doesn't believe in agnosticism.
X cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet.
X only reads ebooks on days that end in "Y."
X can mix metaphors until the cows come to roost.
X is waiting at a phone both at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
X is better than ninjas *and* pirates.
X likes to snatch kisses (and hopes that's the right order)
X can rewire a warp drive to run on Folger's crystals
X publishes tourist maps of R'lyeh.
X secretly replaced their coffee with Dilithium Crystals.
X can turn people into newts. (But they get better.)
X made the blue one next to the fish.