X is the jewel in the lotus.
X writes the songs that make the whole world sing.
X has achieved 99th level.
X makes taxi meters run backwards.
X made Dirac, Pauli and Einstein get physical.
X can control the Winds of Chaos.
X is a warrior-mage-thief-bard-cleric.
X folds, spindles, staples and mutilates.
X knows how to cast the Turkey Curse.
X gives warm fuzzy feelings to everyone.
X is more interesting than the most interesting man in the world.
X knows where your lost marbles are.
X still has a few san points left.
X can make cat macros in GIMP.
X trains unicorns to pose for the camera.
X never makes typos. Adjust your dictionaries.
X knows the real reason for sunspots.
X has a tank full of pet trilobites.