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happy_terd
05-27-2010, 08:51 PM
http://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/7091_051420094271.jpg

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/c/1/9/2/12236131411663593317shokunin_punk_rock_chicken_for _easter.svg.med.png

http://www.davickservices.com/chicken%20Suit.jpg

http://www.bgstudios.com/images/chickenSuit.jpg

happy_terd
05-27-2010, 08:52 PM
GHXXZwfGrP4


-LCsiWL6gn0

Dylrob
05-27-2010, 09:24 PM
http://jeremiahgraves.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/kfc_bucket.jpg

kindlekitten
05-27-2010, 09:43 PM
poor confused BEar person

Verencat
05-27-2010, 10:34 PM
GHXXZwfGrP4





Mmm... just found myself shouting "woo-hoo! You rock Barney!"... unexpected. :p

MJK2111
05-28-2010, 01:04 PM
http://earthhopenetwork.net/bush%20art/bush_chicken_littles.jpg

happy_terd
05-28-2010, 01:10 PM
http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/sexy_chicken_gets_around-2690-1.jpg

poohbear_nc
05-28-2010, 01:51 PM
I really don't know whether to be flattered, outraged, frightened, complimented, embarrassed, or get that warm fuzzy feeling [NOT like on the grill.]

So :thanks: :thanks: :thanks: :thanks: :thanks: I think.

[Tom - got any spare avatar candidates? I think I might need a witness/avatar protection program.]

poohbear_nc
05-28-2010, 02:11 PM
My "inner" chicken.

beppe
05-28-2010, 02:14 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:MZERh9s0OYvDqM:http://www.scibiz.it/blogs/media/influenzaaviaria_pollo.jpg

Look what they have in Texas!

beppe
05-28-2010, 02:23 PM
http://www.cucinaitaliana.info/ricettepag/secondi/secondi%20carne/pollo%20CACCIATORA/pollo_cacciatore.2.jpg

And in Sicily. Watch out you chicken hunters here is the guy that will hunt you and cook you alla cacciatora

beppe
05-28-2010, 02:29 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nSoWjk6yxOs/Sn1nrj5l6-I/AAAAAAAAAh0/N2uMwlShCwY/s400/polloDublinese.jpg

Watch out chicken dear, do not go to Dublin!:eek:
They are evil :eek:

vivaldirules
05-28-2010, 02:52 PM
For some reason, I'm getting hungry. I think I'll pick up some fresh rosemary, thyme, and sage on the way home tonight.

happy_terd
05-28-2010, 03:14 PM
http://studentradio.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/chicken_baby_large.jpg

MJK2111
05-28-2010, 03:19 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3625/3406385674_9b84555442.jpg

http://www.whatsnextblog.com/sub-chicken.png

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ozM12geiang/S78shZvz6yI/AAAAAAAAAy4/WI_zcC03vTk/s1600/doubledownsammich.jpg

http://www.butternutjelly.com/storage/Gay%20Chicken.jpg

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/06/GAY%20CHICKEN%20BABY.JPG

MJK2111
05-28-2010, 03:24 PM
http://blogs.nbcuni.com/ross_blog/Ross%20Sexy%20Chicken.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VzASMOdolkk/ScR6nbeKMRI/AAAAAAAABiE/VQ7DsvOCcFY/s320/gay+chicken.png

http://images0.cafepress.com/product/162309780v14_480x480_Front.jpg

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/484938/9649BeerChick.jpg

http://www.twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/angry-chicken.jpg

http://aswanson.typepad.com/knit/images/angry_chicken.jpg

http://www.jimwcoleman.com/photoblog/081300%20Linda%20with%20fresh%20catch%20of%20the%2 0day%20a%20fully%20feathered%20chicken.JPG

happy_terd
05-29-2010, 12:57 AM
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happy_terd
05-30-2010, 07:52 AM
Astrological Chickens
Zodiacal Influence on Chicken Crossing Behaviour

LEO (July 20 to August 22):
Leo chickens are majestic and proud with personalities that need to shine, and greet opportunities with fervor and vitality. They always need to be in charge. They will cross the road with great enthusiasm for the opportunity to escape a normal, humdrum existence.

VIRGO (August 23 to September 22):
Virgos are practical and adaptable. They have a strong desire to succeed, are very discriminating and tend to be critical of others. They strive for perfection. They are very poultriatarian and will usually cross for the good of other chickens and because it is the proper or correct thing to do.

LIBRA (September 23 to October 22):
Libra chickens are thoughtful and sensitive, and are always seeking balance and harmony. They need the respect and love of other chickens more than any other group. They think carefully before making any decision. Libra chickens are prone to stop in the middle of the road to try to decide which way to go, making the crossing a considerable risk to themselves and others.

SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21):
Scorpios have a depth and intensity of their emotions that gives them a strong inner power. They are creatures of passion whose focused desires assist them in achieving their aims. They can be ruthlessly self-critical in their quest for truth. They are uncompromising, and stick to any commitment they have made. They cross because they promised to do so.

SAGITTARIUS (November 23 to December 21):
These chickens are restless and visionary. They love to explore new horizons and see life as a journey full of adventure. They greet every new experience with a warm heart, a ready smile and an open mind. They cross the road because of a passion to see more of the world and a spirit which longs to be free.

CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19):
Capricorns are very ambitious and are always striving to reach the top of the coop. They are tenacious in planning every step to achieve their goals, and leave themselves little time to relax before looking for new peaks to climb. They cross because they must to achieve the success they feel should be theirs.

AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18):
Chickens born under the sign of Aquarius are strong independent spirits longing to break free from traditional conventions and restrictions and the status quo. They are innovative and idealistic always replacing old outdated thinking with fresh perspectives. They are strongly driven to oppose social injustice and oppression. They are always experimenting to discover their own identity. They will cross because it is forbidden to do so and by doing so it will be easier for others to do so in the future.

PISCES (February 19 to March 20):
Pisces chickens are dreamy and sensitive. They are blessed with deep intuition and a wealth of emotion. Pisces are romantic, creative and full of love with a potential for great happiness and lasting joy. Their imagination is so strong that it frequently merges with fantasy. They usually cross because they had a vision telling them that this is the means to the happiness they are striving to achieve.

ARIES (March 21 to April 19):
Chickens born under the sign of Aries are natural leaders possessing a pioneering determined spirit, who wish to make their mark on the world. They cross the road to assert themselves and seek action, daring and adventure.

TAURUS (April 20 to May 20):
Taurus chickens are strong willed and have a down to earth attitude toward life. They are overly interested in material things and have a real need for security. They feel unsettled unless comfortable. They will cross only if there is more security on the other side or to obtain material possessions.

GEMINI (May 21 to June 20):
They are highly restless and are always seeking a wide variety of contrasting experiences. They cross because they are curious and to avoid the boredom of their mundane existence.

CANCER (June 21 to July 22):
While having a tough shell-like exterior, Cancer chickens are very sensitive and vulnerable. They have very delicate emotions, and are always attuned to their environment and the feelings of those around them. They have a constant and urgent need to feel safe and always act defensively. They will only cross the road when there is danger to themselves or others on this side.

LEO (July 20 to August 22):
Leo chickens are majestic and proud with personalities that need to shine, and greet opportunities with fervor and vitality. They always need to be in charge. They will cross the road with great enthusiasm for the opportunity to escape a normal, humdrum existence.

http://www.weirdity.com/jokes/chicken.shtml

GeoffC
05-30-2010, 09:26 AM
a chicken is a chicken is a chicken no matter their birth sign ....

happy_terd
05-30-2010, 12:38 PM
a chicken is a chicken is a chicken no matter their birth sign ....

true

But the birth sign does tell us if the chicken is a nice chicken, a mean chicken, a perverted chicken, a clean chicken, or even if the chicken is a real rotten sob.

:D

GeoffC
05-30-2010, 04:10 PM
true

But the birth sign does tell us if the chicken is a nice chicken, a mean chicken, a perverted chicken, a clean chicken, or even if the chicken is a real rotten sob.

:D


I do quite well - I think ....

happy_terd
05-30-2010, 04:14 PM
I would consider you a kind old clucker.

Well seasoned but a bit too stringy and gamey to eat

:D.

kindlekitten
05-30-2010, 06:59 PM
I would consider you a kind old clucker.

Well seasoned but a bit too stringy and gamey to eat

:D.

ouch!

happy_terd
05-30-2010, 09:47 PM
m2OC5Z1Fii8

WT Sharpe
05-30-2010, 10:12 PM
I really don't know whether to be flattered, outraged, frightened, complimented, embarrassed, or get that warm fuzzy feeling [NOT like on the grill.]

So :thanks: :thanks: :thanks: :thanks: :thanks: I think.

[Tom - got any spare avatar candidates? I think I might need a witness/avatar protection program.]

Perhaps by June 7th...

m2OC5Z1Fii8

Apologies to those who already know the story; but our pit bull, the late great Cain-dog, used to chase birds. I was always afraid he'd kill them if he ever caught them. Then one day while Cain was in the back yard on a nature call, I heard barking and ran outside to see why. There was Cain dog, about a foot or two from a baby bird that had fallen out of its nest. Cain was barking at it, but made no attempt to molest it. I retrieved the bird and put it back in the nest. From that day on, I never worried about him and birds.

He was really good with other animals. Once we took in a pregnant stray cat. That cat would jump the fence to be with Cain. They quickly became fast friends. And though I always watched him carefully around children, he was always gentle with them; much better than Norton, who tends to play too rough with the kids. Cain would take crap off kids that he would never tolerate from an adult. He was a pretty smart and civilized old fellow. We still miss him.

happy_terd
05-31-2010, 11:28 PM
DW3dg9VURMU


robot chicken still a chicken.

Embedding disabled...but still funny. :D

dreams
06-01-2010, 12:26 AM
[Tom - got any spare avatar candidates? I think I might need a witness/avatar protection program.]

***Psst, poohbear, I have an empty safe house you can use. No one will recognize you there.*** :D52580

recluse
06-01-2010, 01:09 AM
Poor poohbear! All bruised and battered, feathers falling out! You come with me. You are my friend, I will protect you. See, nice belfry. Nice bats. No one comes here. Can you play chess? Here, drink some vodka. Put feathers on chest!

First one touches my friend gets the sledgehammer!

happy_terd
06-01-2010, 01:12 AM
First one touches my friend gets the sledgehammer!

Are you related to Gallagher?

kindlekitten
06-01-2010, 02:08 AM
if the chicken would get in touch with his bearness this would not need to happen

recluse
06-01-2010, 02:13 AM
Just for you, how about a nice, warm glass of freshly recycled soy milk? On an IV drip?

happy_terd
06-01-2010, 02:13 AM
I really don't know whether to be flattered, outraged, frightened, complimented, embarrassed, or get that warm fuzzy feeling [NOT like on the grill.]
So :thanks: :thanks: :thanks: :thanks: :thanks: I think.



if the chicken would get in touch with his bearness this would not need to happen


regardless he has no need to worry about all that in this thread. It was meant to flatter of course.

poohbear_nc
06-01-2010, 12:08 PM
I am deeply flattered that so many MR members care so deeply about my inner chickenness! :o

I will endeavor to live up to your high expectations of chickenhood and continue avoiding death by fire, grill, skewer, cooking pot, oven, safe house, and other fine suggestions! :D

Save your sauces for Thanksgiving! :eek:

kindlekitten
06-01-2010, 12:12 PM
I am deeply flattered that so many MR members care so deeply about my inner chickenness! :o

I will endeavor to live up to your high expectations of chickenhood and continue avoiding death by fire, grill, skewer, cooking pot, oven, safe house, and other fine suggestions! :D

Save your sauces for Thanksgiving! :eek:

like I said, if you'd let your inner bear out, this wouldn't be an issue!

poohbear_nc
06-01-2010, 12:25 PM
like I said, if you'd let your inner bear out, this wouldn't be an issue!

Awwwwwwwwwwwww.... that little guy looks like he's thinking "Please don't eat me."

kindlekitten
06-01-2010, 12:35 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwwww.... that little guy looks like he's thinking "Please don't eat me."

he's a sad little orphaned baby bear

happy_terd
06-02-2010, 12:54 PM
http://candyaddict.com/blog/candy_images/chick_o_stick.jpg

I dont know what they put in these, but yum.

vivaldirules
06-02-2010, 01:54 PM
I am deeply flattered that so many MR members care so deeply about my inner chickenness! :o

I will endeavor to live up to your high expectations of chickenhood and continue avoiding death by fire, grill, skewer, cooking pot, oven, safe house, and other fine suggestions! :D

Save your sauces for Thanksgiving! :eek:

You're saved for today, Chicky, because today's Doughnut Day at MobileRead. But there's always tomorrow!

CyGuy
06-02-2010, 02:25 PM
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


Plato: For the greater good.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration,
as a chicken which has the daring and courage to
boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom
among them has the strength to contend with such a
paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the
princely chicken's dominion maintained.

Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its
pancreas.

Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered
within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and
each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial
intent can never be discerned, because structuralism
is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!

Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment
would let it take.

Douglas Adams: Forty-two.

Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road
gazes also across you.

Oliver North: National Security was at stake.

B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its
sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a
fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while
believing these actions to be of its own free will.

Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt
necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at
this historical juncture, and therefore
synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself,
the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the
objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came
into being which caused the actualization of this
potential occurrence.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-
nature.

Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing
events to grace the annals of history. An historic,
unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt
such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to
homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.

Salvador Dali: The Fish.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from
the trees.

Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.

Epicurus: For fun.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Johann von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken
was on, but it was moving very fast.

David Hume: Out of custom and habit.

Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored)
reason.

Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?

Ronald Reagan: I forget.

John Sununu: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the
transportation, so quite understandably the chicken
availed himself of the opportunity.

The Sphinx: You tell me.

Mr. T: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!

Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow
out of life.

Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Molly Yard: It was a hen!

Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.

Chaucer: So priketh hem nature in hir corages.

Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.

The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.

Keats: Philosophy will clip a chicken's wings.

Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowl.

Othello: Jealousy.

Dr Johnson: Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I have,
you would not so readily enquire, but feel rather the
Need to resist such a public Display of your own
lamentable and incorrigible Ignorance.

Mrs Thatcher: This chicken's not for turning.

Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.

Oscar Wilde: Why, indeed? One's social engagements whilst in
town ought never expose one to such barbarous
inconvenience - although, perhaps, if one must cross a
road, one may do far worse than to cross it as the
chicken in question.

Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade
insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.

Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome,
filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume
to question the actions of one in all respects his
superior.

Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.

Whitehead: Clearly, having fallen victim to the fallacy of
misplaced concreteness.

Freud: An die andere Seite zu kommen. (Much laughter)

Hamlet: That is not the question.

Donne: It crosseth for thee.

Pope: It was mimicking my Lord Hervey.

Constable: To get a better view.

Lady Blue
06-02-2010, 03:01 PM
52675

vivaldirules
06-02-2010, 03:21 PM
52675

Ha! Like that's going to do him any good!

poohbear_nc
06-02-2010, 06:18 PM
Ha! Like that's going to do him any good!

The way things are going - it couldn't hurt!!

Lady Blue
06-03-2010, 07:44 AM
52698



Uh oh.

beppe
06-03-2010, 07:53 AM
Astrological Chickens
Zodiacal Influence on Chicken Crossing Behaviour


SAGITTARIUS (November 23 to December 21):
These chickens are restless and visionary. They love to explore new horizons and see life as a journey full of adventure. They greet every new experience with a warm heart, a ready smile and an open mind. They cross the road because of a passion to see more of the world and a spirit which longs to be free.


That's him! that's exactly chicken dear! Visionary and open minded.
Plus he is very intelligent, not only as chicken but also as MR member (if that is on a higher step).

beppe
06-03-2010, 07:59 AM
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow
out of life.

Constable: To get a better view.

My preferred.

WT Sharpe
06-03-2010, 08:02 AM
If I was a chicken, this would be my fortune:

Astrological Chickens
Zodiacal Influence on Chicken Crossing Behaviour

ARIES (March 21 to April 19):
Chickens born under the sign of Aries are natural leaders possessing a pioneering determined spirit, who wish to make their mark on the world. They cross the road to assert themselves and seek action, daring and adventure.

http://www.weirdity.com/jokes/chicken.shtml

But since I am a people, it is:

Aries

You'll be thrilled all the way down to your toenails this week when electrodes are planted in the appropriate pleasure centers of your brain.

(Source: The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/articles/your-horoscopes-week-of-june-1-2010,17531/))

Gives me something to look forward to this week!

WT Sharpe
06-03-2010, 08:09 AM
I have every e-book I ever wanted in electronic form on my reader!

happy_terd
06-03-2010, 08:49 AM
If I was a chicken, this would be my fortune:

But since I am a people, it is:

(Source: The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/articles/your-horoscopes-week-of-june-1-2010,17531/))

Gives me something to look forward to this week!

I am aries also. :)

I am purer because my birthday is closer to APR 1st than yours is. :D

ShortNCuddlyAm
06-03-2010, 09:03 AM
No-one's posted the chicken song?

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GeoffC
06-03-2010, 09:04 AM
No, they chickened out ....

Lady Blue
06-03-2010, 09:14 AM
52707



Run pooh.

happy_terd
06-03-2010, 09:18 AM
Hey lady blue...

:D

Any relation????
http://www.mobileread.com/forums/showpost.php?p=940267&postcount=276

Lady Blue
06-03-2010, 09:26 AM
:eek: Uh . . . NOPE

(I never had relations with ANY of them.) :rofl:

GeoffC
06-03-2010, 09:30 AM
:eek: Uh . . . NOPE

(I never had relations with ANY of them.) :rofl:


would madam kindly explain the use of the word "relations" .... :D

Lady Blue
06-03-2010, 09:41 AM
would madam kindly explain the use of the word "relations" .... :D

:blink:

1. an existing connection; a significant association between or among things: the relation between cause and effect.

2. relations,

a. the various connections between peoples, countries, etc.: foreign relations.

b. the various connections in which persons are brought together: business and social relations.

c. sexual intercourse.

3. the mode or kind of connection between one person and another, between an individual and god, etc.

4. connection between persons by blood or marriage.

5. a person who is related by blood or marriage; relative: his wife's relations.

6. the act of relating, narrating, or telling; narration.

7. Law. a principle whereby effect is given to an act done at one time as if it had been done at a previous time.

8. Mathematics.

a. a property that associates two quantities in a definite order, as equality or inequality.

b. a single- or multiple-valued function.



Including, but not limited to, ALL of the above.

I never even saw the movie.

happy_terd
06-03-2010, 09:46 AM
:blink:
c. sexual intercourse.

You mean like boinking?

Lady Blue
06-03-2010, 10:18 AM
:eek: Now cut that out!

GeoffC
06-03-2010, 10:19 AM
:eek: Now cut that out!


Quite right too .....

kindlekitten
06-03-2010, 10:46 AM
I have every e-book I ever wanted in electronic form on my reader!

Quite right too .....

dude! wrong thread!

GeoffC
06-03-2010, 10:48 AM
Sorry, out of context ....

kindlekitten
06-03-2010, 10:52 AM
dude! wrong thread!

Sorry, out of context ....

bah! not you! my quoting goes haywire occasionally. usually I catch it, but not this time!

poohbear_nc
06-03-2010, 10:57 AM
52707



Run pooh.

Now just stop that! Can't you find any warm fuzzy cute wholesome chicken images?? Huh??

happy_terd
06-03-2010, 11:19 AM
Where are we?

Lady Blue
06-03-2010, 11:55 AM
Now just stop that! Can't you find any warm fuzzy cute wholesome chicken images?? Huh??



:blink: Let me get back to you on that.

ShortNCuddlyAm
06-03-2010, 12:08 PM
Now just stop that! Can't you find any warm fuzzy cute wholesome chicken images?? Huh??

Googling that on google images brought up a few chicken dishes...

Lady Blue
06-03-2010, 12:11 PM
Is this cute and fuzzy enough? 52711 VR made me do it.

CyGuy
06-03-2010, 12:25 PM
http://animal-world.com/newsfeed/images/ChickenJoke.jpg

CyGuy
06-03-2010, 12:27 PM
http://www.wondercomments.com/funny/funny_comment_28.jpg

CyGuy
06-03-2010, 12:28 PM
http://seemikedraw.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/intersection.jpg

CyGuy
06-03-2010, 12:31 PM
http://www.chickentalon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/chickeneconomy-450x417.gif

MJK2111
06-03-2010, 12:50 PM
When poohbear wrote "Now just stop that! Can't you find any warm fuzzy cute wholesome chicken images?? Huh?? ", this came to mind...

http://blog.mlive.com/grpress/2008/06/1e-jessica-simpson.jpg

http://shanny.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/chicken-of-the-sea-tuna-in-water-6oz.jpg

Totally Unrelated Image:
http://boskolives.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/chicken-of-the-sea.jpg

happy_terd
06-03-2010, 12:53 PM
You should post the catfish here.

http://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82743

poohbear_nc
06-03-2010, 01:09 PM
You guys!

happy_terd
06-03-2010, 01:57 PM
http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/ugly-dog.jpg

Ugliest chicken I ever seen.

vivaldirules
06-03-2010, 02:39 PM
I iz practicing, Little Chicky.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3651/3517930343_c4a95a5957.jpg

beppe
06-03-2010, 03:24 PM
Chicken dear, they are at you again.:eek:

It is time to beam you up!

CyGuy
06-03-2010, 03:25 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-chicken-nuggets.jpg

CyGuy
06-03-2010, 03:26 PM
http://chickendiction.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-dog-pictures-wtf-mom1.jpg

CyGuy
06-03-2010, 03:27 PM
Could it be worse for a chicken than this?

http://www.guzer.com/pictures/tiger_after_chicken.jpg



























Yes it could...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/SKH9-g6N8ZI/AAAAAAAAABs/Qt4Uo81Hb8A/s400/funnychek.jpg

kennyc
06-03-2010, 06:13 PM
OMG How'd I miss THIS thread.!!!

kennyc
06-03-2010, 06:17 PM
if the chicken would get in touch with his bearness this would not need to happen

Truth!

kennyc
06-03-2010, 06:24 PM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h212/willyyilly/ChickenLifeCycle.jpg

poohbear_nc
06-03-2010, 06:25 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/SKH9-g6N8ZI/AAAAAAAAABs/Qt4Uo81Hb8A/s400/funnychek.jpg


Welcome to my life at MR!!
Meet friendly folk! Learn useful information!

Yeah right!

Meet hungry snackers. Learn to run like hell amongst the threads for your life! They're everywhere! France! UK! Germany! Canada! Australia! And they're ALL hungry!

kennyc
06-03-2010, 06:26 PM
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/q/e/bush_chicken_little.jpg

poohbear_nc
06-03-2010, 06:30 PM
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/q/e/bush_chicken_little.jpg

Now that's just disgusting! To associate such a *#)@*#)_ idiot with the fine species of chickenhood! I am outraged! Insulted! And deeply saddened and hurt by this blatant lack of any sensitivity towards a fellow MR member!

I call down the wrath of the greenie meanies upon your head! Smite the infidel! Crush him! Cast him for every more into the perdition of a McDonald's grease trap after the Saturday night rush! :angry:

kennyc
06-03-2010, 06:39 PM
Now that's just disgusting! To associate such a *#)@*#)_ idiot with the fine species of chickenhood! I am outraged! Insulted! And deeply saddened and hurt by this blatant lack of any sensitivity towards a fellow MR member!

I call down the wrath of the greenie meanies upon your head! Smite the infidel! Crush him! Cast him for every more into the perdition of a McDonald's grease trap after the Saturday night rush! :angry:

I thought you'd like it. :thumbsup:

poohbear_nc
06-03-2010, 06:59 PM
I thought you'd like it. :thumbsup:

:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:
:furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3: :furious2::furious2::furious2: :furious::furious: :dunce::dunce::dunce: :smash::smash::smash:
:swear::swear::swear: :whip::whip::whip: :devil::devil::devil:


Why - it's just charming!

WT Sharpe
06-03-2010, 07:10 PM
I have every e-book I ever wanted in electronic form on my reader!

Quite right too .....

dude! wrong thread!

This isn't the Vent and Rant thread?

vivaldirules
06-03-2010, 07:27 PM
I thought it was the I'm Starving and Looking for Something Phun to Eat thread. Kinda like the doughnut thread. Only with feathers.

poohbear_nc
06-03-2010, 07:51 PM
I thought it was the I'm Starving and Looking for Something Phun to Eat thread. Kinda like the doughnut thread. Only with feathers.

Don't you dare try to merge the bacon and donut threads here you fiend! :eek:

WT Sharpe
06-03-2010, 07:56 PM
Have I mentioned that I have every e-book I ever wanted in electronic form on my reader? :p[/I][/B]

happy_terd
06-03-2010, 07:57 PM
Have I mentioned here that I have every e-book I ever wanted in electronic form on my reader? :p

Must run slow as Molasses.

WT Sharpe
06-03-2010, 08:01 PM
Since kindlekitten is off-line, allow me to stand-in for her.

Have I mentioned that I have every e-book I ever wanted in electronic form on my reader? :p[/I][/B]

:smack:

happy_terd
06-03-2010, 08:05 PM
slow as chicken Molasses that is, so that at least I stay ON TOPIC.

*looks up*

poohbear_nc
06-03-2010, 08:24 PM
Shemp seems a little senile tonight. Let's give him honorary chicken status tonight and see if he gets roasted!

happy_terd
06-03-2010, 08:26 PM
The poor old guy is like 60 or something. I'm tired now and 60 is almost twice my age. I bet that makes him twice as tired. I cannot imagine how hard it must be for him to move around. :(

kennyc
06-03-2010, 08:54 PM
Have I mentioned that I have every e-book I ever wanted in electronic form on my reader? :p[/I][/B]

Does that include "The Best Chicken Recipes Ever" by Birdy Gormet?

WT Sharpe
06-03-2010, 08:55 PM
Shemp seems a little senile tonight. Let's give him honorary chicken status tonight and see if he gets roasted!

:eek: Honorary chicken status?

WT Sharpe
06-03-2010, 08:56 PM
Does that include "The Best Chicken Recipes Ever" by Birdy Gormet?

Why else would I mention it in this thread? :p

WT Sharpe
06-03-2010, 08:57 PM
The poor old guy is like 60 or something. I'm tired now and 60 is almost twice my age. I bet that makes him twice as tired. I cannot imagine how hard it must be for him to move around. :(

Young whippersnapper! :rofl:

kennyc
06-03-2010, 09:00 PM
:eek: Honorary chicken status?

http://www.citybuildingcontests.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/chickn4.gif

happy_terd
06-03-2010, 09:06 PM
Well this has gotten really dirty really quick.

kennyc
06-03-2010, 09:18 PM
You mean like this: http://www.indymediascotland.org/node/16656

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/wabc/cms_exf_2007/news/local/052810_bp1.jpg

WT Sharpe
06-03-2010, 10:00 PM
Yikes!

poohbear_nc
06-03-2010, 11:08 PM
Let's roast WT's new avatar! I'll bring the beer!

happy_terd
06-03-2010, 11:12 PM
NICE TRY WT!!!!

POOHBEAR can detect a turkey in chicken's clothing. :D

GeoffC
06-04-2010, 03:41 AM
http://kecute.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/tigers.jpg

kindlekitten
06-04-2010, 04:39 AM
Since kindlekitten is off-line, allow me to stand-in for her.



:smack:

see how ya' are!? pickin' on a kitten while she is traveling!:eek:

http://kecute.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/tigers.jpg

poor confused kitties!

kennyc
06-04-2010, 05:21 AM
Let's roast WT's new avatar! I'll bring the beer!

You've been waiting for ages to say that I bet!

Cannibal!

dreams
06-04-2010, 05:37 AM
Let's roast WT's new avatar! I'll bring the beer!

Yuck. Not a tasty dish.
I got him a little friend
to keep him busy for a while.
52745
While he's busy, we can help him count the votes. :p

WT Sharpe
06-04-2010, 08:40 AM
Let's roast WT's new avatar! I'll bring the beer!

So now you a chicken hawk all of a sudden? :eek:

Jeeze, the one person I thought I could count on for support! :smack:

WT Sharpe
06-04-2010, 08:41 AM
NICE TRY WT!!!!

POOHBEAR can detect a turkey in chicken's clothing. :D

And I don't need no lip from Lipstick Man! :furious3:

GeoffC
06-04-2010, 08:42 AM
And I don't need no lip from Lipstick Man! :furious3:



Woa !

(that's lipstick !)

vivaldirules
06-04-2010, 08:45 AM
Here's today's Chicken Quiz question:

In the movie Cold Mountain, what was Renee' Zellwegger's character, Ruby Thewes, holding when she said those immortal words: "Let's put 'im in a pot!"


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ykLXGVRNS_Y/So7GIPz_KGI/AAAAAAAACaw/spwF2MtylA4/s400/IMG_0050.JPG

GeoffC
06-04-2010, 08:47 AM
Here's today's Chicken Quiz question:

In the movie Cold Mountain, what was Renee' Zellwegger's character, Ruby Thewes, holding when she said those immortal words: "Let's put 'im in a pot!"


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ykLXGVRNS_Y/So7GIPz_KGI/AAAAAAAACaw/spwF2MtylA4/s400/IMG_0050.JPG


ah !

That's easy .... the onions ....

happy_terd
06-04-2010, 08:49 AM
And I don't need no lip from Lipstick Man! :furious3:

It is cherry chapstick.


want a taste?

poohbear_nc
06-04-2010, 09:29 AM
So now you a chicken hawk all of a sudden? :eek:

Jeeze, the one person I thought I could count on for support! :smack:

That's right! I'll support you all the way to the stove into the pot, errr, hot tub! With jacuzzi! And vegetable-shaped flotation devices! :D

poohbear_nc
06-04-2010, 09:31 AM
You've been waiting for ages to say that I bet!

Cannibal!

I feel dirty now. Good, but dirty! [Drumstick anyone?]

WT Sharpe
06-04-2010, 09:56 AM
It is cherry chapstick.


want a taste?

Get away from me! :rofl:

happy_terd
06-04-2010, 10:03 PM
U_9swXsaw5M

Ob6TTU1knUM

IBSWmIr9u-w

kennyc
06-09-2010, 09:35 PM
Severe lack of Chicken activity the last few days....

Why did the chicken cross the universe?

I don't know but now the universe is pissed so watch out chicken!

poohbear_nc
06-09-2010, 09:39 PM
Severe lack of Chicken activity the last few days....

Why did the chicken cross the universe?

I don't know but now the universe is pissed so watch out chicken!

While wearing my new stylish FlorenceArt avatar I've been able to rest a bit. Don't worry ... The chicken will be back!

WT Sharpe
06-09-2010, 09:45 PM
Severe lack of Chicken activity the last few days....

Why did the chicken cross the universe?

I don't know but now the universe is pissed so watch out chicken!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

While wearing my new stylish FlorenceArt avatar I've been able to rest a bit. Don't worry ... The chicken will be back!

The chicken is great, but I like the F.A.! Take a break for a while and catch your breath. Constantly trying to out-distance Col. Sanders' disciples can wear you down!

kennyc
06-09-2010, 09:50 PM
Hey you two almost look alike....almost like drawn by the same artist. :)

happy_terd
06-10-2010, 02:47 AM
the same sharpie at least

poohbear_nc
06-10-2010, 09:45 AM
the same sharpie at least

Would that make us "pen pals"?

ShortNCuddlyAm
06-10-2010, 09:25 PM
Would that make us "pen pals"?

:groan:

kindlekitten
06-10-2010, 09:27 PM
:groan:

I figured it was best to just stay away from that one

happy_terd
06-11-2010, 01:11 AM
OH Poooooooh Beeeeaaaar,



http://www.bartneck.de/publications/2008/misuseAndAbuseOfInteractiveTechnologies/figures/figure01.jpg



:D
miss me????

edit: wish I could think up a good choke that chicken line right now. 3 hour drive and then worked out a bit, I am spent. :(

poohbear_nc
06-11-2010, 08:45 AM
I think the photo says it all! :eek:

And yes - I missed receiving hourly death threats and recipes for tasty chicken dishes!! :rofl:

happy_terd
06-11-2010, 11:05 AM
and recipes for tasty chicken dishes!! :rofl:

Think about all the different and creative ways you can tell people to "eat me."

:D

poohbear_nc
06-11-2010, 11:09 AM
Think about all the different and creative ways you can tell people to "eat me."

:D

Well yes, but my results may differ from the expected norm! :eek:

happy_terd
06-11-2010, 11:12 AM
tIufyg09WnQ

poohbear_nc
06-11-2010, 11:13 AM
tIufyg09WnQ

A favorite movie of mine! Still can make me laugh out loud!

kennyc
06-11-2010, 01:08 PM
tIufyg09WnQ

Love it!

kennyc
06-11-2010, 04:57 PM
http://www.landfarmandcommercial.com/image/34156845.jpg

kennyc
06-11-2010, 04:59 PM
One Wednesday, a Husband Took his Wife to the Doctor

'Oh, doctor', he said, 'my wife thinks she's a chicken'. The doctor gasped, 'That's terrible. How long has she been like that?'

The husband replied, 'Three years'. The doctor was horrified, 'Three years! Why didn't you bring her to me sooner?'

The husband said sheepishly, 'Because we needed the eggs.'

happy_terd
06-12-2010, 10:49 PM
http://cleanfunnystuff.com/files/2010/03/egg-humor.jpg

http://www.euphoria-magazine.com/images/stories/Humor/FunnyEggsArt-Stories/Egg-7.jpg

http://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-17.jpg

http://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-5.jpg

happy_terd
06-12-2010, 10:50 PM
http://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-6.jpg

http://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-8.jpg

http://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-10.jpg

happy_terd
06-14-2010, 01:08 AM
94HC2HnLeLI

happy_terd
06-14-2010, 01:09 AM
5GqdEaP56D4


edit: I wonder if this guy knows pooh?

kennyc
06-14-2010, 05:38 AM
5GqdEaP56D4


edit: I wonder if this guy knows pooh?

Knows? or Is?

poohbear_nc
06-14-2010, 08:27 AM
All right - I admit it - I'm the chicken in post# 140! With my back-up egg singers! You caught me. For some reason my career never took off!

[I think the guy in feathers might be recluse moonlighting]

MJK2111
06-14-2010, 11:10 AM
http://bambybam.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/egghead_batman.jpg

This is an eggstrodinary thread with quite a few eggcellent posts!!

poohbear_nc
06-14-2010, 11:51 AM
http://bambybam.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/egghead_batman.jpg

This is an eggstrodinary thread with quite a few eggcellent posts!!

Eggzactly!!! :D

kennyc
06-14-2010, 11:53 AM
It that a yolk?

poohbear_nc
06-14-2010, 11:54 AM
It that a yolk?

Not unless he lays an egg!

MJK2111
06-14-2010, 01:09 PM
Not unless he lays an egg!

Which gets laid first, the chicken or the egg?

vivaldirules
06-14-2010, 01:10 PM
Have I said that I'm hungry lately? I sure could use a chicken leg right now.

MJK2111
06-14-2010, 01:30 PM
http://rlv.zcache.com/its_got_chicken_legs_tshirt-p235180799762058398t5tr_400.jpg

LCF
06-14-2010, 01:53 PM
...I'm eating chicken at the moment. It tastes delicious...

happy_terd
06-14-2010, 03:15 PM
...I'm eating chicken at the moment. It tastes delicious...

What's it taste like?






:D (anyone catching the setup here?)

kennyc
06-14-2010, 03:23 PM
What's it taste like?





:D (anyone catching the setup here?)


Dog.

:eek:

happy_terd
06-14-2010, 03:29 PM
They taste quite different.

vivaldirules
06-14-2010, 04:23 PM
Dog.

:eek:

:eek::eek::eek:

happy_terd
06-14-2010, 04:46 PM
"Chicken death foul reflection of crime wave"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100603/od_nm/us_safrica_chicken

kennyc
06-14-2010, 04:50 PM
:eek::eek::eek:

Um, ahhhhh, squirrel. I meant Squirrel!

:o

kindlekitten
06-14-2010, 06:47 PM
Um, ahhhhh, squirrel. I meant Squirrel!

:o

no silly! it tastes like rattlesnake!

happy_terd
06-14-2010, 07:09 PM
it tastes like bald eagle to me.

WT Sharpe
06-14-2010, 07:18 PM
To me it tastes more like a cross between whooping crane and dodo bird.

happy_terd
06-14-2010, 07:30 PM
I wonder if pooh would give up a wing and a breast for a good cause. :D

poohbear_nc
06-14-2010, 08:28 PM
I wonder if pooh would give up a wing and a breast for a good cause. :D



NO! NO!

happy_terd
06-14-2010, 08:38 PM
I wonder, would pooh would taste better original blend or extra crispy???

dreams
06-14-2010, 11:51 PM
I wonder, would pooh would taste better original blend or extra crispy???

Grilled. :)

recluse
06-15-2010, 01:56 AM
It doesn't sound very appetizing....

Extra crispy Pooh
Grilled Pooh
Leftover Pooh
"Grandma makes the best Pooh!"

kindlekitten
06-15-2010, 02:03 AM
pooh pooh platterh!

recluse
06-15-2010, 02:15 AM
First thing tomorrow morning, I'm making a steaming bowl of Pooh!

Then I'll make breakfast!

kennyc
06-15-2010, 06:20 AM
And for my 9K post.....Let's have some CHICKEN!

http://www.acefitness.org/healthyrecipes/images/large/MP5011.JPG

MJK2111
06-15-2010, 08:44 AM
First thing tomorrow morning, I'm making a steaming bowl of Pooh!

Then I'll make breakfast!

What one might use for a "steaming bowl of Pooh"...

http://www.winnie-the-poohshop.co.uk/images/image/bowl2.JPG

poohbear_nc
06-15-2010, 08:46 AM
What one might use for a "steaming bowl of Pooh"...

http://www.winnie-the-poohshop.co.uk/images/image/bowl2.JPG

Awwwwwwwwwwww .... cute! NOT for chicken!

MJK2111
06-15-2010, 03:05 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwww .... cute! NOT for chicken!

Correctamundo! For chicken, you need one of these...

http://www.katehackettceramics.co.uk/images/ceramics/bowls_vivid-coloured-patchwork-chicken-bowl-large.jpg

happy_terd
06-15-2010, 06:28 PM
I am eating some form of fowl tonight...my wife is cooking. :D

LCF
06-16-2010, 04:40 AM
Cow invasion of the chickin thread:

http://www.crunkcodes.com/media/3/d9daa3c2c44357a9073d6bff96e55056.jpg

MuuuuUUU!

MJK2111
06-16-2010, 09:15 AM
Vegans Beware!


http://www.cook-steak.com/porterhouse-steak.jpg

happy_terd
06-16-2010, 09:16 AM
Vegans Beware!


http://www.cook-steak.com/porterhouse-steak.jpg

IS THAT THE CROSS!!!!


Put you meat on my head so that my sins are forgiven.

poohbear_nc
06-16-2010, 09:47 AM
EAT MORE BEEF!

CHEESEBURGERS FOR THE MASSES!!

happy_terd
06-16-2010, 09:49 AM
CHEESEBURGERS FOR THE MASSES!!

What if we are not Catholic?

poohbear_nc
06-16-2010, 09:50 AM
CHEESEBURGERS FOR ANYONE WHO ADORES CHICKENS!

happy_terd
06-16-2010, 09:51 AM
I find them fowl.

poohbear_nc
06-16-2010, 09:55 AM
I find them fowl.

That qualifies you for a cheeseburger!
All denominations, cults, clubs, cabals welcome!

MJK2111
06-16-2010, 01:07 PM
That qualifies you for a cheeseburger!
All denominations, cults, clubs, cabals welcome!

OOOhhhhh! I've always wanted to be part of a cabal!

poohbear_nc
06-16-2010, 01:12 PM
OOOhhhhh! I've always wanted to be part of a cabal!

A cabal to promote the non-eating of chicken!
Join the food fight for free fowl everywhere!

Lady Blue
06-16-2010, 01:26 PM
A cabal to promote the non-eating of chicken!
Join the food fight for free fowl everywhere!



Did you hear that h_t? :eek:

Free Fowl!

Unlimited drumsticks and chicken wings for all!!! :D









:iloveyou: chickie_pooh

kindlekitten
06-16-2010, 01:42 PM
actually Arwen is on a diet of drumettes....

poohbear_nc
06-16-2010, 02:07 PM
Did you hear that h_t? :eek:

Free Fowl!

Unlimited drumsticks and chicken wings for all!!! :D









:iloveyou: chickie_pooh


Is this what they mean by tough love??? :blink: :blink:

Sigh ... lacing on running shoes again. Looking for disguise. Googling "species reassignment" surgery.

poohbear_nc
06-16-2010, 02:09 PM
actually Arwen is on a diet of drumettes....

Memo to self: when visiting KK be sure to remove "honey mustard" after-shave and bring LOTS of catnip for the nice kitty!

Any ETA for Arwen arriving yet? Still sick? :(

happy_terd
06-16-2010, 02:48 PM
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/fresh_chicken_sandwitch.jpg

happy_terd
06-16-2010, 02:53 PM
Here is pooh's butt.

http://www.michaelbarrier.com/Commentary/Chicken_Little/Chicken_Little.jpg

poohbear_nc
06-16-2010, 03:12 PM
No chicken porn please! Keep the shorts on!

MJK2111
06-16-2010, 03:55 PM
No chicken porn please! Keep the shorts on!

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT perform a Google search on "chicken porn".

poohbear_nc
06-16-2010, 06:01 PM
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT perform a Google search on "chicken porn".


I warned you!!! :eek:

kindlekitten
06-16-2010, 07:07 PM
Memo to self: when visiting KK be sure to remove "honey mustard" after-shave and bring LOTS of catnip for the nice kitty!

Any ETA for Arwen arriving yet? Still sick? :(

FRIDAY!!!!!!!! that's why I took Strider in the car yesterday. he is going with me to pick her up:D:D:D:D:D

I warned you!!! :eek:

I just don't want to know...:eek:

poohbear_nc
06-16-2010, 07:37 PM
FRIDAY!!!!!!!! that's why I took Strider in the car yesterday. he is going with me to pick her up:D:D:D:D:D

Yippee!!!! Don't forget the camera!!



I just don't want to know...:eek:

Don't ask, don't tell!

kindlekitten
06-16-2010, 07:38 PM
I will definetly have the camera!!!!

kennyc
06-16-2010, 09:07 PM
FRIDAY!!!!!!!! that's why I took Strider in the car yesterday. he is going with me to pick her up:D:D:D:D:D



.....:

Bad idea in my mind.....

kindlekitten
06-17-2010, 12:31 AM
Bad idea in my mind.....

welllll yeah kinda... but it's the same breeder. we're going to hang out for awhile

MJK2111
06-17-2010, 01:07 PM
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/art/ChickenArt.jpg

poohbear_nc
06-17-2010, 03:58 PM
You found my family's picture album! Stunning aren't we?

kindlekitten
06-17-2010, 04:11 PM
You found my family's picture album! Stunning aren't we?

can I get a picture of you Pooh to post up over Arwen's food dish?

poohbear_nc
06-17-2010, 06:01 PM
can I get a picture of you Pooh to post up over Arwen's food dish?

Here ya go:

kindlekitten
06-17-2010, 06:02 PM
Here ya go:

now that'll just put her right off of dinner!:p

poohbear_nc
06-17-2010, 06:02 PM
now that'll just put her right off of dinner!:p

He he he he he :rofl:

MJK2111
06-18-2010, 10:27 AM
http://www.sprintusers.com/wallpapers/uploadedfiles/040906naked_chicken.jpg

poohbear_nc
06-18-2010, 12:00 PM
Chicken porn???

Oh the embarrassment of tan marks! :rofl:

Lady Blue
06-18-2010, 12:03 PM
Chicken porn???

Oh the embarrassment of tan marks! :rofl:



:blink: Isn't that how the white meat and dark meat is determined????

MJK2111
06-18-2010, 12:20 PM
Chicken porn???

For those who missed it the first time:

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT perform a Google search on "chicken porn".

Unless, of course, you're really into that kind of stuff...

happy_terd
06-18-2010, 12:33 PM
:blink: Isn't that how the white meat and dark meat is determined????

LOL

:rofl:

vivaldirules
06-18-2010, 06:13 PM
http://static.open.salon.com/files/chicken_pot_pie_shirt-p2350360328392633708cb_4001234879851.jpg

kindlekitten
06-18-2010, 06:22 PM
chicken and pot equal pi? ohhhh! potpie! durrrrr

poohbear_nc
06-18-2010, 06:23 PM
http://static.open.salon.com/files/chicken_pot_pie_shirt-p2350360328392633708cb_4001234879851.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I love it!

kennyc
06-18-2010, 06:42 PM
http://static.open.salon.com/files/chicken_pot_pie_shirt-p2350360328392633708cb_4001234879851.jpg

I love it.....chicken pot pie that is!

poohbear_nc
06-18-2010, 06:47 PM
this may have to become the official uniform of the chickenBorg!!

vivaldirules
06-19-2010, 08:46 AM
I was hoping you guys would like it. I stumbled over it, too, at first. I found it while Googling "chicken porn" which MJK had recommended (hmm, was it recommended? I forget.) doing. But I had all my Google shields (filters) up at full power.

WT Sharpe
06-19-2010, 09:11 AM
The trouble with pot pies is false advertising.

kennyc
06-19-2010, 09:25 AM
The trouble with pot pies is false advertising.

:smack:



.

ngrant
06-19-2010, 04:22 PM
American Medical Association researchers have found that:

Patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.
It tends to make The men cocky and the women lay better.
Just thought you'd like to know... :D

kindlekitten
06-19-2010, 09:15 PM
American Medical Association researchers have found that:

Patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.
It tends to make The men cocky and the women lay better.
Just thought you'd like to know... :D

:smack:no doubt you will be here all week?

happy_terd
06-23-2010, 08:58 AM
Ndde-ZLIyZ4

kennyc
06-23-2010, 10:00 AM
Hey! The Chicken Thread is BACK!

MJK2111
06-23-2010, 10:26 AM
Hey! The Chicken Thread is BACK!
Why yes, yes it is, and it's sponsored by the most famous chicken of all:

http://www.tvsinopse.kinghost.net/g/george_arquivos/superchicken.jpg

happy_terd
06-28-2010, 09:12 AM
http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_3021.gif

http://www.petcomments.com/ccimages/110.gif
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This chicken is uglier than pooh:
http://www.petcomments.com/ccimages/52-1hm46lgw.gif


http://www.petcomments.com/ccimages/animated_chicken.gif

http://www.petcomments.com/ccimages/0524a.gif

kennyc
06-29-2010, 01:39 PM
Chicken Painting:

http://www.wetcanvas.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8832062&postcount=1

MJK2111
06-29-2010, 02:27 PM
Painting Chicken:

http://imagecache6.allposters.com/LRG/21/2188/N4DAD00Z.jpg

Lady Blue
06-29-2010, 02:37 PM
54279

poohbear_nc
06-29-2010, 02:59 PM
54279

Everyone has a relative they don't want to talk about! :rofl:

Lady Blue
06-29-2010, 03:17 PM
Only one? . . . 54286 54287

MJK2111
06-29-2010, 03:20 PM
http://carmencorina.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/000946-fat-overweight-black-woman-with-huge-red-hair-eating-kfc-chicken2.jpg

WT Sharpe
06-29-2010, 03:59 PM
Chicken Painting:

http://www.wetcanvas.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8832062&postcount=1

Those chickens were raised the way they should be raised. No factory farming or over-crowded conditions in that picture!

kindlekitten
06-29-2010, 04:49 PM
54279

that pour Llama is going to have self esteem issues for life! it's probably channeling through one of us whackos here in the Llounge!:p

kennyc
06-29-2010, 05:10 PM
that pour Llama is going to have self esteem issues for life! it's probably channeling through one of us whackos here in the Llounge!:p


Wait....Can you say that on a family forum? :p

kindlekitten
06-29-2010, 05:12 PM
Wait....Can you say that on a family forum? :p

phbbbbttttt~~~~~~~~:p

MJK2111
06-29-2010, 08:07 PM
that pour Llama is going to have self esteem issues for life! it's probably channeling through one of us whackos here in the Llounge!:p

KARMA to you for using one of my favorite words: Llama!!

happy_terd
06-29-2010, 08:52 PM
Cf8FQYv9lD4

healing is never pretty.

kennyc
06-29-2010, 09:08 PM
OMG. That is sick in so many ways!

MJK2111
06-30-2010, 10:10 AM
http://changethatsrightnow.com/im/VFFA/hero-small-382x211.jpg

ShortNCuddlyAm
06-30-2010, 06:40 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/funny-pictures-chicken-is-funky.jpg

poohbear_nc
06-30-2010, 07:04 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/funny-pictures-chicken-is-funky.jpg

Wearing the Elvis' white fringed disco suit! :D

kennyc
06-30-2010, 08:21 PM
It's KNOT a Chicken

http://www.cityscenetoys.com/product_info/pics/201.jpg

ShortNCuddlyAm
06-30-2010, 08:25 PM
Wearing the Elvis' white fringed disco suit! :D

:snicker:

Just came across this one.

http://www.hatsofmeat.com/images/user_pic_iframe3.jpg

kindlekitten
06-30-2010, 08:28 PM
:snicker:

Just came across this one.

http://www.hatsofmeat.com/images/user_pic_iframe3.jpg

things that make you go wtf



WTF!!!!?????

ShortNCuddlyAm
06-30-2010, 08:29 PM
things that make you go wtf



WTF!!!!?????

Unsurprisingly, that was my reaction too!

kennyc
06-30-2010, 08:54 PM
http://subjectvoid.com/Comic/2010-03-16%20Church%20of%20Chicken%20Christ.png

kindlekitten
06-30-2010, 09:00 PM
time for subservient chicken! (http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html)

kennyc
06-30-2010, 09:04 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/121/290004143_7d6c607fb9.jpg

happy_terd
06-30-2010, 09:09 PM
:snicker:

Just came across this one.

http://www.hatsofmeat.com/images/user_pic_iframe3.jpg

I am going to get you the help you need pooh. :(

kindlekitten
06-30-2010, 09:10 PM
*will NOT google chicken porn*

kindlekitten
06-30-2010, 09:16 PM
bwahahahahahah!!!!! (http://www.subservientchicken.com/chickenmask.pdf) pooh's new avatar!

Lady Blue
07-01-2010, 07:58 AM
:snicker:

Just came across this one.

http://www.hatsofmeat.com/images/user_pic_iframe3.jpg

things that make you go wtf



WTF!!!!?????

Unsurprisingly, that was my reaction too!




You're sooooo right. That frame is hideous!!!!! :rofl:

MJK2111
07-01-2010, 10:07 AM
subservient chicken?

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/264001/264001,1253223263,2/stock-photo-top-view-of-a-raw-grain-fed-chicken-tied-up-with-string-against-a-white-background-37246858.jpg

happy_terd
07-01-2010, 10:08 AM
So much for us preserving Pooh's innocence.