Ok folks, here it is. I am uploading the serial "The Case of The Golden Coprolite" for other people to put in the formats they like. I'm providing the original in .RTF format, which is what I wrote it in. Since I'm the creator, I hold the copyright. That doesn't matter, y'all can convert and download to your heart's content.

Ralph Sir Edward

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Ok folks, here it is. I am uploading the serial "The Case of The Golden Coprolite" for other people to put in the formats they like. I'm providing the original in .RTF format, which is what I wrote it in. Since I'm the creator, I hold the copyright. That doesn't matter, y'all can convert and download to your heart's content.

Ralph Sir Edward

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I will give a shiney new nickel to the first one who will "do it" in .prc.............

Does anyone wish to do a cover?

i might do one, if no-one else wants to...

Not me, i can't even Draw stick figures....

Brilliant. If there's a cover picture then the conversion should not take long.

Here are some possible covers: (I love Google)
http://images.google.com/images?q=gold%20poop&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

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It actually is a section of a coprolite

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It actually is a section of a coprolite

The resolution in that photo is so real that I can almost smell its last meal! Perfect!

Now, y'all leave me alone, I'm reading the upload.

here's the cover.

here's the cover.

Oh...very snazzy!

Dreamer

Now that's a good cover.

why thank you. :blush: i'm glad y'all like it.

here's the cover.

This is Sir Sir Ralph Sir Edward, and I approve of this cover.

The story is now proper pulp. The cover is better than the story....

This is Sir Sir Ralph Sir Edward, and I approve of this cover.
(is that a reference to something ? what's up with the "i approve" posts ?)
The story is now proper pulp. The cover is better than the story....
i'm starting to see why texans are known for exagerration and flattery... :p

(is that a reference to something ? what's up with the "i approve" posts ?)

i'm starting to see why texans are known for exagerration and flattery... :p

A hangover of all the politcal campaigning here. After the ad, you always heard, "My name is <blank> and I approved this message." I just couldn't resist....

We Texans never exaggerate our flattery. Especially not with pretty Queens. It can't be done...

A hangover of all the politcal campaigning here. After the ad, you always heard, "My name is <blank> and I approved this message." I just couldn't resist....
aaaaaah, now i understand. i should have guessed that. :p thanks.
We Texans never exaggerate our flattery. Especially not with pretty Queens. It can't be done...
:rolleyes:

Well, I don't mind converting such a splendid tale. But RWood made such a good job with the previous MR story. If he wants to do it, then I don't want to step on his toes.

Well, I don't mind converting such a splendid tale. But RWood made such a good job with the previous MR story. If he wants to do it, then I don't want to step on his toes.

maybe he'll do an audio version again. :p

So, should I wait, or get started?

maybe he'll do an audio version again. :p

Well, if he wants a high pitch squeaky voice, I can do my own part. SSRSE

So, should I wait, or get started?
you could always do the basic formats, and save the really obscure ones for him. he seems to like those. ;)
Well, if he wants a high pitch squeaky voice, I can do my own part. SSRSE
heeheehee... that's just how i imagined red talking... :rolleyes:

OK. I'll get going.

you could always do the basic formats, and save the really obscure ones for him. he seems to like those. ;)

heeheehee... that's just how i imagined red talking... :rolleyes:

Actually Queen Z. It would be neat if each person could voice their own avatar, and have RWoods assemble it all together, and put in the sound effects.

maybe he'll do an audio version again. :p

But we're still waiting for the MOVIE!!!

But we're still waiting for the MOVIE!!!
right, right !!! who did you say you wanted to play you, vr ?

Well, I've uploaded in our usual three versions.

I'm attaching the BD file, in case RWood feels like making other versions available, etc.

thank you patricia !!

Y'all all seem more impressed with this story than I am. I guess it's because I was on the other side of the curtain. Anyway, I hope you will all take it as a gift to one and all for the season. (Even if you don't believe in the season.)
As Jake Beauregard told Nobody... "Keep you mind and your heart open."

Ralphie.


P.S. I hope everybody whose avatars that were portrayed in the story felt that the portrayals weren't too far off the mark. Or at least not insulting....

I just finished reading it, and I must say, it was wonderful. You did a great job and should be very proud of it. Thank you for such a terrific story!

Signing on from auxilary location in San Antonio, Texas. Gald you enjoyed it.

Signing on from auxilary location in San Antonio, Texas. Gald you enjoyed it.

Are you spending Christmas in San Antone?

Are you spending Christmas in San Antone?

No, just a couple of days with my sister, niece, and brother-in-law.