I'm feeling silly today. Been thinking up thoroughly nonsensical Kindle accessories. Anyone got any to add?

- The KindleCopter: Automatically extends wings to gently lower a dropped Kindle to the ground

- Kindle Wetsuit: A waterproof cover for people who like to read in the bathtub

- KindleCrank: Ecologically correct battery charger...attach it to the Kindle and crank it by hand

- Kindle Decals: Cover that boring white with the logo of your favorite team

KindleKuddle - a plush wrap that comes in assorted colors to keep your Kindle warm during those cold winters.

A replacement cover with a solar cell charger.

Perhaps the guys who sell cellphone covers in the mall could start selling them for Kindles in a wide variety of colors: opalescent, pearl, eggshell, etc. (see Nate's list). :)

A replacement cover with a solar cell charger.

I wouldn't call that a crazy suggestion. That's really cool. I'd want one. I also want them to build in some little LED lights into a book cover that would shine on the screen, a built-in book light.

KindleKracker - A screen saver that looks like a broken screen

A combined illumination and holding accessory - the Kindle Candle Handle

I'd get into the wetsuit...well, not literally, of course.

I can see OtterBox making a wet-bag for the Kindle in the near future. Something to put it in for use by the pool or hot tub.